Walk like an Egyptian!!!
For starters, Egypt is
called as Misr in Arabic. Remember this! You would see Egypt some
places, but most of the places use Misr. And it helps knowing this
basic fact. The other two important words : La ( no) and Aiywa (
yes). And you will survive, if you want to live, learn how to read
numbers from 1 to 10. They look different but very easy to learn.
Once you grappled these words, you are ready for Misr ;)
some of us might have
heard this song, some might have even tried walking like an Egyptian,
but very few would have
walked like an Egyptian in Egypt. and here comes the first first myth
breaking :you can not walk like them, you have to run, you have to
get petrified, you need to handle the cars, the two-wheelers,the
loads of people trying to cross the road and in between all of this,
the smart salesman :)
Welcome to one day in
Cairo, I would not say Egypt, cos I have been told Cairo is plain
crazy, the
rest of the county is
better :) but somehow, after 2 weeks, the craziness is catching on me
and I am able to handle this madness around :)
So where should I start ?
Let me start by breaking the Myths about Cairo:
1) you will not find
mummies everywhere, you will not see Pharaohs walking around, all
those great stories about mummies are better in Hollywood, here life
has other things to unfold...Mummies are there, but in the museums,
in the pyramids, they have their respective places. Like any other
country, its hidden away in its past. Its more intriguing for the
foreigners, the locals smile about them. Ask an Egyptian about
pyramids and they would say , yes wonderful rocks, and most of them
have not seen it yet :)
2) Egyptians talk , and
when I say I mean they TALK ABOUT POLITICS. Life starts and ends on
this note. They love their politics and with the post -revolution
scenario everyone talks about it.
And I am not talking
about people sitting in the parliament , or the news channels or the
academics. These people who come from different walks of life. Some
are selling vegetables on the street,
some are passengers in a
bus, somewhere are the bus-conductors, some are 14 year old boys and
some are 68 year old women. they all have opinions and they all are
vocal about it.
3) Egyptians are lazy.
One of the first things I was told, when I landed on this part of the
world. their days start at 1pm, ( yes they do not know hats getting
up at 6 am:))
and they go on till 3 in
the morning. If you look at the weather here, I think this is the
most sensible thing to do. The mornings are hot and evenings are
cool. Its great to work in the evenings. The heat
can sap your life out
even though the temperature might say 16 degrees as forecast. They
are just laid back, who love going at their own pace. You cant make
them move fast, their sense of race comes only and I repeat only when
they are driving..
4)You can die, while
crossing a road in Cairo and I say this with a straight-face. There
have been moments where I have stood half-an hour trying to figure
out how to cross a particular street. Be it major roads, narrow lanes
basically anything which has vehicles plying on it. You would see
cars, dozens of them coming, you would not see red-,lights. I am yet
to see some operational red-lights. There are police officers who
just decide when to stop the on-going traffic. You have to depend on
the whims of these officers. I get very happy on seeing them. They
are the only ones who can stop the traffic. I have , had random
strangers holding my hands and helping me cross the road. random guys
stopping vehicles for me to cross the road. Sometimes cars have come
dangerously close. I have seen old people crossing roads like its
empty. I have seen young boys running across the major lanes. The way
cars are parked is one more fascinating feature. They are just parked
in the middle of the road. The roads are not so broad and yet you
have cars parked on both the sides, so vehicles have to drive through
these narrow roads. And forget about pedestrians.. I have met fellow
pedestrians who walk with me. I might have walked miles by now. So I
do consider myself an expert on this issue. You just need to navigate
between the active vehicles, the parked vehicles, the running cats,
the other pedestrians and the boys :)
5) travelling in a public
transport : One of the cutest, craziest coolest experiences of my
life. Buses here are 3 types : the big ones, the micro ones and the
notorious mini vans. All of them
are dirt cheap, so don’t
expect anything great. They would take you to your destination and
they would entertain you. In between all of this, you would see
different stories unfolding in front of your eyes. I once acted like
the conductor of one of the mini vans. I was seated right next to the
driver as I could not speak Arabic and I was entrusted with the duty
of charging everyone for the tickets. I spent the whole journey
collecting change and passing tickets to passengers. I genuinely
thought he should share his earning for the day with me :) I have
caught singing Arabic songs unconsciously, very loudly.. These
journeys are long and sometimes taxing, but its a great way to see
the city.
6)The weekends here are
Friday and Saturday. Yes, they do not observe Sunday as a holiday.
something different for me, and something I am still learning. the
Fridays here are spent in prayers and Imam would preach for some
hours. Having a Masjid, right outside my window did give me free
access to some of his Arabic lectures. Not knowing the language, did
not stop me from me listening to him.
7) The Cats: I can not
believe this : but yes they love cats. A country of cats. I have
never seen these many cats in my whole life. Maybe there is history,
I know they were worshiped , but the number of cats on the roads is
just unbearable ( I do not like cats, so yes I am biased), but they
are there. The young ones, the fat ones, the long ones, the small
ones. Even the kittens know they belong or I must say they own the
territory. Cats should be declared as the national animal here. Maybe
it is the national animal.
8) The Food : Egyptian
food is basically meat. Bring the meat out, and you would not see
anyone even touching the vegetables. As the famous saying goes,
vegetables are meant for small animals :) The first word I learned in
Arabic was ahamadullah ( which basically means god is great, and also
signifies I am FULL!). Cos Egyptians do not understand the meaning of
getting full. and they eat, and eat and eat and hog :) and eat again.
Yes they love their shai ( tea), be it scorching heat,any weather,
they would drink shai. Egyptians are family people, they flock around
in numbers, in communities, together. They always are welcoming to
guests.
so there some of the things .. i can go on... kullu Misr magnoon :)